One day, Sven and Ole were hunting and suddenly a man came running out of the bushes, yelling “Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! I’m not a deer!” Ole raised his gun and shot him dead. Sven said “Ole, why did you shoot that man? He said he was’int a deer!” Ole answered, “Oh! I thought he said he was a deer!”
My favorite place to go is the beach. The beach is always a good place to go in the summer (as long as the water is not freezing!) but other than the water you can relax in the nice worm sand. and you can bury your siblings!!😈 (har har har!!) The other thing that I like about the beach is that you can run from life guard pears! Its so fun race from one to the other of the life guard pears, I always lose but hay! It still is fun!
Yo’mama’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet!
Yo’mama’s so fat she eats with 3 utensils a spoon a knife and a fork lift!
Yo’mama’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo’mama’s head is so small she got her ear pinched and she died.
Yo’mama’s so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo’mama’s so fat when she talks to her self its a long distance call!
Here’s a drum. Now beat it.
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Yo’mama’s so old, she farts dust!
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a seal sitting at the far end of the room. The seal say to the man,”I like the way you smell. You’ve got a great haircut. Your jacket looks great on you. Nice tan.” The man says to the bartender,”Who is he?” The bartender says, “That’s the Seal of Approval.”😅🍺
The first invention that learned about this week is the eye glasses. Eye glasses helped many people in the time of scholars who were always reading and writing. This changed when they got older, people tend to lose their vision. This is what happened to the scholars. They had to retire when they were 60 or even 40! This did not go well for them. But suddenly here comes glasses! Glasses changed everything for the scholarly world. They could keep writing and reading for their whole life!! That not all! Over time people have come up with the invention of sun glasses! Sun glasses could help people who like to look into the sun, not go blind and they can help when you are driving and the sun is in your eyes, you don’t land in a ditch because you can’t see.😎 People also came up with the invention of, protection glasses!! These helped you keep your eye sight to, like when you are cut down a tree, all of the wood chips don’t hit you in the eyes and you go blind. But in stead of you going blind the wood chips bounces off of the protection glasses!! People also were glasses and sun glasses because they think it looks cool, which it does!
The next invention that I learned about is the mechanical clock. The mechanical clock is an instrument that helps you tell time. The invention of the mechanical clock replaced the water clock which was not very acurit. The mechanical clock changed this by being acurit and by being a good form of telling time. The mechanical clock was made with a LOT of gears. The gears would turn the hand of the clock. A clock can have 2 or 3 hands, when it has 2 hands 1 is the hour hand and the other is the minute hand. If there are 3 hands 1 is the hour hand 1 is a minute hand and the other is the second hand. The mechanical clock could be made smaller like a watch.⌚
The next invention that I learned about is the invention of the paper mill. This invention helps the world of scholars as well by providing paper. A person would go from door to door collecting the people’s old clothing for free. That a win for the people who are having their clothing taken away and for the people who are take the clothes. This is because the people that are takeing the clothes sell them to the paper mills and earn a good profit. Mean while the paper mills are making the clothing in to paper. So, the people who bring the clothes get money💲 and the paper mills get a good profit from selling the paper.💰
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the cops. “What are those knives doing in your car?” “I juggle them in my act,” says the juggler. “Oh yeah?” says the cop “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says ,”Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”😲🅿